Wait until Sean Connery hears about this . . .

In a world gone mad . . .

At Kathy's request . . .

I give you:

Husband:(looking at spa menu, while wife tries on every single product), "At your your spa it says you do waxing?"

Me: Yes.

H: "Chest waxes are 50 dollars and up, does it depend on the size of the boobs or what?"

Me: No.

H: "Do you get alot of people asking you questions like that?"

Me: No.

H: "Jeez, I'd think that it would occur to every guy who walks in here"

Me: Um-hum.

H: "Sorry, I just hate these products and spas, I think it is such a waste of money"

Me: Yup.

H: "I mean come one why would you waste money on this stuff?"

Me: (inaudible)

H: (To wife)" Come on honey don't you need one of those Brazilian waxes? Isn't that where you take off all of the pubic hair? Don't you need that?"

Wife: (To H) "We can talk about that later"

H: "Sorry, I just don't get it . . ."

I told you so . . .

US: Blah. Blah. Blah. Human Rights. Taiwan. Trade Deficit. Iran. North Korea.

China: STFU

At this point I'd like to go on the record, recommending this class to all of my friends and relations.

Make mine a Bobby Martini

Have a soothing bobby martini today.

ok go . . . again . . .

Drive Accross America

Via: VideoSift

A timelapse trip across America. Very soothing.

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

Via: VideoSift

Trigger Happy

Kathy and I love this show.



It was on Comedy Central for a while, but hasn't been on in years. As far as I know there were only two seasons, and season one (where all of these clips come from) is by far the funnier of the two. It puts all of the other "reality" and "hidden camera " shows to shame. Some language is NSFW.

Deep down you knew it was true . . .

Seriously now . . . did we actually need yet another sign of the apocolypse

Yikes. What does this mean?