Great Bargins!

I am really hoping to score one of those great old metal desks, you know the ones in the Restoration Hardware catalog that weigh a million pounds.

Nothing's Shocking

When I first heard "Mountain Song" used in a Coor's Lite beer commercial I was deeply disturbed. Can Bad Brains doing a McDonald's commercial be far behind?

Now there's this.

1610

That's as far back as my family history goes, recording the birth of Robert James Douglas in Scotland. No doubt he and my other ancestors feasted on this delicacy. Something this unusual (basically fish roasted until it's inedible) could only come from the people who brought you offal stuffed sheep's stomach.

This is the cookbook that I'm reading right now.

I guess it's just something in my genes.

The Best Blonde Joke Ever . . .

A great many people on the internet say this is the greatest blonde joke ever. A GREAT many people.