At Kathy's request . . .

I give you:

Husband:(looking at spa menu, while wife tries on every single product), "At your your spa it says you do waxing?"

Me: Yes.

H: "Chest waxes are 50 dollars and up, does it depend on the size of the boobs or what?"

Me: No.

H: "Do you get alot of people asking you questions like that?"

Me: No.

H: "Jeez, I'd think that it would occur to every guy who walks in here"

Me: Um-hum.

H: "Sorry, I just hate these products and spas, I think it is such a waste of money"

Me: Yup.

H: "I mean come one why would you waste money on this stuff?"

Me: (inaudible)

H: (To wife)" Come on honey don't you need one of those Brazilian waxes? Isn't that where you take off all of the pubic hair? Don't you need that?"

Wife: (To H) "We can talk about that later"

H: "Sorry, I just don't get it . . ."