Bird Flu
I couldn't resist (thanks Ron):
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird
flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on somebody's windshield
1 comment:
I especially have this urge when it's a new car or if it has just been freshly washed.
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